

*My wheels used to be boring and depressing. I think it's time to run! Play the commercials, you hear me, the commercials! Aah! Another short-circuit! Stupid wrench, why did you fall on the fuse board! My light bulbs! My decor!!! It's all your fault with your stupid questions. What do you do in the Wasteland, dear survivor? Are you tracking someone?
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The receiver caught one wave and I didn't know how to fix it! I don't like you or your radio!Īhem. Uh? Who are you? I wasn't expecting you! Oh, wait. Hello, warrior! We're the radio “Voice of the Wasteland”. *Unintelligible grunting reaches the microphone* Whoah, couldn't you say all that but without the big words?Īccording to the scientist, this phenomenon is natural and poses no danger, but how do we know with our radio junk? We fought the consequences of the smoke bomb prank, and our equipment was turned off.Īnd now our mobile radio station is on the air! Let's grip the mic with our teeth and get closer to that lonely combat vehicle standing behind the hill (what could go wrong?).

The jolts were minor and insignificant but were accompanied by strong electromagnetic disturbances, which in some cases could affect the operation of radio equipment and electronics. Correspondent, hello!Ĭome in, “Voice of the Wasteland”! The head of the Dawn's Children's seismological station told us about the movements in the Earth's crust. Valla, get your feet off my desk! You're a bit too relaxed right now.

In today's edition - news from survivors! Them and only them. Hello there, survivors! “Voice of the Wasteland” is here once again - the only radio in the Valley that your old receivers can tune into! And this is “Morning News”- the show with the latest gossip and rumours found by Brother Porcupine.
